codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via gnarly)

10:50 PM + 117913 + reblog
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smokist:

i have been waiting for this photo for years
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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(via allteensrelate)

5:25 PM + 337613 + reblog

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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(via rain-force)

5:24 PM + 426074 + reblog
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sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

(via spare-me-your-sorrow)

5:20 PM + 310375 + reblog

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(via spare-me-your-sorrow)

5:20 PM + 261872 + reblog

shisnojon:

"we have to shut off the internet in order to fix it"

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(via sniffing)

5:19 PM + 103629 + reblog

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

(via rain-force)

12:40 PM + 458219 + reblog

yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

(via saviginda)

12:40 PM + 56257 + reblog

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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(via officialwhitegirls)

7:35 AM + 365837 + reblog
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destinyl8r:

this guy is on a completely different level…